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Captain Cavedweller

The other day Hubby read my blog and informed me that he wanted a new name. He just wasn’t thrilled being referred to as “Most Wonderful Hubby.”

Whatever.

So I came up with a list of potential new names for him:

King Thor
King Commando
Prince Charming
Prince Rustic
Slave Driver
Stud Muffin
Zeus
Daniel Boone
Mr. Awesome
Winchester
The Cat Whisperer
The Neanderthal
Captain Cavedweller
Mr. Incredible
Hawkeye
Ace
Captain Wisecrack
He-Man
Mighty Man
Captain Impossible

When I took the car in to be serviced last week, the tech guy kept referring to Hubby as “He” so I’ve called him that for a few days, but I’m not sure it has just the right ring to it.

I’ve also thrown out “Hey You” and “Ugh” but he wasn’t wild about those names either. Picky, picky, picky.

What do you think? Any suggestions on a new name for Hubby?

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The other day I received a catalog in the mail. A glance at the cover convinced me it belonged to someone else and got stuck in my mailbox by mistake. When I looked at the mailing label, though, it confirmed this particular catalog was mailed to me.

The people who sent it have no idea who they sent it to. At all. Completely clueless.

The first thing I noticed was this on the cover.

So what defines a Goddess? And because you are a Goddess these people are going to be nice enough not to charge you extra for being so special. Isn’t that great?

Then I started thumbing through the catalog. Here are some highlights of the things you will never see me wear. Ever. Even on Halloween or for a very dark and disturbed costume contest.

For those nights when you want to be the star of the show.

So you can announce it to the world and people can run before you get to close.

When you really feel the need to cinch it all in.

Specially designed for those rainy days when you feel like wearing skulls and roses to splash through the puddles. That's right, these are rubber boots.

Daisy Mae takes a walk on the dark side.

Butterfly Sunglasses. For the ultra elite Diva who has everything else.

My personal favorite - the Purple Spider Web Shoes. Wouldn't these look great with... Still thinking on that one.

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My Wednesday shout-out this week goes to my niece Katie. She is a 7-year-old version of human bubbles, taking her own sunshine with her wherever she goes.

I really, really love this kid. A smile or hug from her, and all is right in the world.

I learned a great lesson from her recently. As an end of school activity, her class was participating in some races and Katie was excited about running in a foot race.

The morning of the race she informed her mom at breakfast that she was going to win because she planned to start out in front and keep running, that way when the other kids got tired she would run ahead and win.

You know what? That is exactly what she did. Katie is proud of the medal she won for coming in first in the race.

I’m quite proud of her for winning, but also for learning so young what it takes to succeed – belief in yourself and the willingness to persevere when others would quit.

There are many times I could start my day with Katie’s attitude of believing I can accomplish my goal and then moving forward with unrelenting determination.

Congratulations, Katie! Job well done!

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Kidnapped

Word of the Week: Kidnap

<kid-nap>

to steal, carry off, or abduct

Most Wonderful Hubby and I managed to have a weekend off together so I took the opportunity to kidnap him Friday afternoon.

We went to the North Pole where we were nearly eaten by this  fellow. He was a bit on the cranky side and didn’t have a great sense of humor.

Ok, so it wasn’t the North Pole. But we did spend time with some odd animals.

Like Laughing Elk. He thinks everything is funny.

And Moose Stands in the Water. He needed to cool his heels a while.

What we really did was escape Friday afternoon to a city much bigger than ours where we went out to dinner. They served deliciously wonderful things like chocolate mousse cake.

Then we stayed here.

It was across the parking lot from a mall.  I was in a complete state of bliss!

Then we got up the next morning and went to one of Most Wonderful Hubby’s most favorite places on the planet.


And while he wandered around the store drooling, I hung out with these guys.  See the javelina in the center of the photo? When I lived in Tucson, a javelina had it in for me. He had my number, all right. So I had a hard time warming up to this character. He looked too much like his evil relative in Arizona.

These two got into a heated discussion over a clearance sale item. What ill-behaved shoppers! I didn’t stay around to see what happened.

And before we could head for home, we had to stop here because the “fresh, hot, melt-in-your-mouth” sign was on. Goodness knows, we can’t pass that up.

I highly recommend kidnapping your spouse sometime. Just stay away from the cranky polar bears.

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