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Today, apparently, is going to be one of those days.

It started out with me oversleeping.

Despite my frenzied efforts to put some hustle in it, Captain Cavedweller was standing at the door doing his best not to remind me we were already late leaving the house as I was hopping around trying to put on my second shoe, grab my purse and find the car keys.

We got in the car only to have the gas light come on. Guess who drove it home last night on empty? (And it wasn’t CC.)

And just because it was off to a great morning, I, of course, choose the longest possible route to the gas station.

By the time the attendant filled our nearly empty gas tank and we got back on the road, CC was anxiously watching the clock. He has never, in all the years I’ve known him, been late for work. Ever. Not even close.

If I didn’t get a move-on, it was possible today would be the day.

Pulling into the parking lot at my office (across the street from his), I started to grab one of three heavy boxes in the back seat I need to mail today. (The post office is across the street so it’s easier to take them to my office then go to the post office when it opens than trek out to the car and have to lug them to the post office – at least in my mind.)

“What are you doing?” he asked, practically jogging in place, eager to hurry me along.

“I need to mail these today,” I said, trying to stack a second box on top of the first.

With a long-suffering sigh, he grabbed the second and third boxes and managed to restrain himself from giving me a nudge forward.

Wisely, I managed to keep my mouth shut and trot after him, or as fast as I can trot in my heels.

As luck would have it, I couldn’t find the key to access the employee door. He continued to glance nervously at his watch while I fumbled in my purse. Finally, I found the key and he escorted me to the elevator, dumped the boxes and ran out the door. According to my watch, he should have made it with a few seconds to spare.

I am often reminded I am married to a good man. One who loves me despite all my faults and annoyances. Especially on days like today.

And days like today, thank goodness, don’t happen too often.

Today also happens to be my sister’s birthday. She would have been 57 today.  One of her greatest pleasures in life was watching Elvis Presley movies.

So because it is one of those days, and because it’s her birthday, here’s a little Elvis…

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Sliced BaconI received a catalog in the mail the other day that made me actually burst out laughing.

On the cover was a selection of candles in “man” scents like “Riding Mower,” “First Down,” and, my favorite, “Mmm, Bacon!”

The inside of the catalog had several pages you could scratch-and-sniff, including all their Man Candle pages.

With names like “Man Town” and “Midsummer’s Night” (which, by the way, stinks like High Karate after shave), I couldn’t keep this to myself.

I showed the catalog to Captain Cavedweller who took a sniff or two, turned up his nose and said I should throw the catalog out before it stunk up the whole house.

Packing it to work with me, I took an informal survey of my coworkers (both male and female) and the results came back pretty much the same as CC’s reaction.

One single guy said if he was buying a candle, it would be something a girl would like to impress her, not something that smelled like a bacon.

If you like the smell of fresh cut grass, the Riding Mower candle isn’t bad, but if you’re looking for a great father’s day gift, I’d cross man candles off your potential list.

She Who Will Not Be Purchasing any Man Candles

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ribs done

You can thank Captain Cavedweller for today’s post.

Since so many of you will be barbecuing for Memorial Weekend, here is his easy recipe for ribs that fall off the bone in glorious, tender bliss.

Ingredients for delicious ribs

Ingredients for delicious ribs

ribs bbq sauce

Add barbecue sauce.

Then place the ribs in the slow cooker.

Then place the ribs in the slow cooker.

Finish adding honey, the rest of the barbecue sauce, liquid smoke and Dr. Pepper. (Don't be like us and drop the bottle of pop then open it and have it spray all over the kitchen.)

Finish adding honey, the rest of the barbecue sauce, liquid smoke and Dr. Pepper. (Don’t be like us and drop the bottle of pop then open it and have it spray all over the kitchen.)

Although it looks like a witch's brew, this will cook down into something fabulous.

Although it looks like a witch’s brew, this will cook down into something fabulous.

When the meat is done it will fall of the bone and make you wonder what took  you so long to make something so good.

When the meat is done it will fall of the bone and make you wonder what took you so long to make something so good.

Barbecue Pork Ribs

3 pounds pork ribs (on the bone)

6-8 cups Dr. Pepper

1/3 cup honey

1 tsp. liquid smoke

1 bottle barbecue sauce (CC likes Tony Roma’s Carolina Honeys best)

Salt

Seasoning

Rub ribs with salt and seasoning. CC like to mix his own, but any sort of meat rub, steak seasoning, even Mrs. Dash will do.

Spray the inside of your slow cooker with a shot of non-stick cooking spray then put in half the bottle barbecue sauce.

Add the ribs, then the honey, liquid smoke, remaining barbecue sauce and Dr. Pepper. Fill the slow cooker with the pop until the liquid is about an inch away from the top.

Cover and cook on medium heat for about eight to ten hours, until meat falls off the bone.

Serve with more barbecue sauce and savor every wonderful bite!

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I just heard about a new social media site called Manteresting.

It’s like Pinterest, except for guys.

Instead of pins, they have nails.

Instead of boards, they have workbenches.

When you share a nail, you bump it.

How manly is that?

From what I can tell, the tagline for the site is Interesting. Man. Things.

A few minutes browsing the nails, shows it is in fact stuff men are interested in. Like cars, building projects, movies, jokes, sports, pretty girls.

There are also how-tos like how to properly tie a tie and what type of sunglasses to choose for your face shape.

There are also some things that I loved.

rules of a gentleman

Like these Rules of a Gentleman.

I may have, in fact, liked it so much that I pinned it to my Pinterest Board for Captain Cavedweller.

If you have a man in your life who thinks Pinterest is silly or for girls, tell him to wander on over to Manteresting. I bet he’ll find a thing or two to enjoy there.

As for me, I might have to keep my eye on this site because it gives a writer a whole lot of ideas and insight into men in general.

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