Last year I wrote all about the Blooms of Death that invade my backyard around this time of the flower blooming season.
Well, the wretched things are back and in full bloom.
It is my opinion that they are:
1. obscene
2. disgusting
3. smelly behind anything imaginable. If you’ve ever smelled a dead rodent imagine multiplying that smell times 100 and having it waft in your open windows.
Captain Cavedweller, on the other hand, thinks they are fantastic. Of course he would.
She Who Can’t Wait for The Blooms to be Done
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