You know how you find yourself at weird times of the day (like, for example at 3 a.m. when you can’t sleep) browsing through websites for odd things that would never cross your mind when you are functioning normally?
Yeah, me either.
Anyhooooo, I may have searched through some websites and those evil tracking cookies seem to know just exactly which particular items I most long to have because they have become relentless in tormenting and teasing me.
Every time I open up a website, it seems like their ads are there, winking from the sidelines, blasting across the top banners.
I wish someone would make them stop. I’m pretty sure it is damaging my already fragile psyche.
Just to give you an idea…
I was browsing clothes and now -
I wandered over to a few online shoe stores which led me to look at a boot website which led to -
These boots that I drool over every time they pop up on my screen. They haunt my dreams and scream at me to buy them. So far, I have resisted the urge. But believe me it has been challenging.
If my randomness hadn’t gotten me into enough trouble, I had to compound the problem with this -
Go away, evil tracking cookies and take your teasing ads with you, please.
She Who Can’t Handle the Taunting